quality texts i’ve sent today include:

"you will hear the sweet and sensual murmurings of my butt"
and
“everyone knows how to funk up a chicken”

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

BUNNY BUTTS. bunnies

"Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern."

Frank O’Hara, b. 3/27/1926, Meditations in an Emergency (via randomhouse)

i just wrote “how does macbeth feel after seeing banquo’s goat?”

accidentally saying “hot tomato” when you mean “hot tamale”